Emergency Fart Button

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For those of us who have always wished we could fart on command but sadly... come up short. This convenient button has 6 different juicy toots. You’re probably gonna need more than one of these. One for the car, one for each pair of pants you have, one for your mail carrier. Actually, everyone you know needs one of these, especially this year.